October 2009
40 posts
okay so you know how i'm short-sighted and i wear...
geegeegeegee:
well i think i may be slightly colourblind too, and idk how but my glasses seem to improve colours when i look at them o_o
You could be color blind (I am) but that’s probably just like that because they become more defined, making them seem sharper ya know?
Despite my tumblarity of 6, I have 41 followers
Shit, I’m busy.
AC/DC Brainstorming Session
“Let’s write a song that has the word ‘Rock’ in it somewhere!”
“THAT’S ORIGINAL!”
“Well, this is not how I expected to wake up this morning. After I recieved the...”
– Obama, on winning the Nobel Peace Prize (via kindacarsick)
Booya Obama
Lack of response is causing me to post this first...
Curtain opens. Dim lighting. Center stage at one table is BUTTER, SANDWICH, and TOMATO. Stage left a little bit is WATER. Down stage right and totally secluded from the other tenants of the fridge is LEFTOVERS. Downstage left is a stand or easel that holds the three “day cards” that should be readable from the audience. The three days do not matter as long as they are consecutive, but for the...
Every now and then it crosses my mind
ifuckinglovetea:
how devasted I’ll be when Ringo and Paul die.
I’m not trying to be negative, but let’s face it they’re going to die some day. Everyone is. But I’m going to be so gutted. And then nobody at school will understand why I’m so upset, and they’ll most probably laugh at me or not take me seriously like they did when Michael Jackson died and I turned up at school bawling my eyes out....
Hehe this Freshman who weighs like 70 pounds just...
“GAINING WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I don’t know if she’s excited or distressed.
The opening stage direction and monologue from my...
Curtain opens. Dim lighting. Center stage at one table is BUTTER, SANDWICH, and TOMATO. Stage left a little bit is WATER. Down stage right and totally secluded from the other tenants of the fridge is LEFTOVERS. Downstage left is a stand or easel that holds the three “day cards” that should be readable from the audience. The three days do not matter as long as they are consecutive, but for the...
In other news,
I’m writing a play about food products in a fridge.
There’s Sandwich, who believes in one true creator.
Butter, who wants to be a part of Sandwich.
Tomato, who also would like to be a part of Sandwich, but really just wants to decompose so her seeds may grow.
Water, who hopes he is disposed of properly so he can be reincarnated.
And the mysterious Leftovers, who doesn’t...
I hate makeup.
I’m glad at least it looks fantastic. Otherwise, I wouldn’t wear it at all.
Please stop reblogging the smiling penis.
Don’t need it on mah dash!
things you don't care about that i find relevant
skycandy:
lately i have been absolutely fucking bombarded by mail from college after college after college (and the military for some reason)
there is always a part of me that is completely assured that i won’t actually get in anywhere. i have a gpa of 3.87 and no extracurriculars to speak of. i kind of need to absolutely annihilate the SAT.
i was fixated on the idea of the west coast, and now...
Alice in Wonderland
Starts tomorrow.
Eek.
Experiment #9
Further use of ‘Date R***’ and poking fun at Tumblarity = -3 tumblarity
So you’re a dictator, eh? Surpress those who speak out, eh?
Experiment #8
Quoting of the song “Date Rape” by Sublime = -4 Tumblarity.
I didn’t mean to offend you Ms. Tumblr, the song is really against Date Rape.
“If it wasn’t for date rape, I’d never get laid.”
– (via chloejane)
Best song. Ever.
These "popular" tumblr-ers can post a picture of...
ohmyveronica:
whiskeyhands:
jamixpop:(via clevernamegoeshere)
Or they can complain about these “popular” tumblrs and get 23 notes on it.
To those of you who think it's alright to just...
It’s not.
Especially not when you’re Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls.
maybe its not my weekend,but its gonna be my year
(via howardthelion)
He may have won the battle, but I will win… the next battle.
"A grandma fights off a bear with a decrotive...
And this is what my local news covers.
CHLOE!
chloejane:
socratesthebear:
I miss ya buddy, sorry I’ve been so busy with the two shows right now.
word, yo’!
I’ll talk to you again when my life is less crazy.
WHAT THE FUCK, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.
thelovelybones:
What kind of fucking boyfriend are you. All you are is just ~overreacting~ about the fact I said you’ll leave me because so far to date everybody has. Now you’re all “oh lets be a loser and not even care that she is in tears and just one word her”
well he should care, you have lovely bone structure.
CHLOE!
I miss ya buddy, sorry I’ve been so busy with the two shows right now.
Arma virumque cano, Trojae qui primus ab oris...
They're not my home not anymore, not like they so...
I needa watch Princess Mononoke again
Miyazaki doesn’t get enough credit.
Everyone was like, “What’s this Ponyo shit? Why is disney doing anime now?”
Only because it’s the best anime ever.
You should watch every movie by Miyazaki.
Moritz: (alone) -
Here I sit with my head on my arm. — The moon covers its face, unveils itself again, and doesn’t look the least bit smarter. — So I’ll return to my plot, straighten my cross, which that maniac kicked over so inconsiderately, and when everything’s in order I’ll lie down on my back again, warm my bones on the decay, and smile…
Gets to be the March Hare for a week
Four o’ clock, time for tea, table set beneath a tree.
I’m excited!
Experiment #7
skycandy:
socratesthebear:
Quoting Thoroughly Modern Millie = -6 tumblarity
lolwut?
please continue with these experiments until the end of all time and space
they bring me great joy
Will do, I just bring em up when shit doesn’t make sense
I guess Tumblr doesn’t like Millie
How can you not like Sutton Foster?
Experiment #7
Quoting Thoroughly Modern Millie = -6 tumblarity
lolwut?
Everything today is thoroughly modern.
Does everyone agree that the word "lisp" is a...
My triumphant return to Tumblr
I hope it’s as exciting for you as it as me!
Also, http://www.myspace.com/radioslang
There are Spark Notes on the Old Testament
Major characters include God, Moses, and David.
http://www.myspace.com/radioslang
I hope you like
September 2009
274 posts
My baby used to repeat the news, but now he talks...
You're blossoming in the woods.
Blogging for the sake of blogging is my teacher's...
good thing I kept this site away from her.
Reblog if you hate "reblog if..." posts
Radio Slang: the best band since Sliced Bread →
I woke up at 5:30 today and I'm wearing a gray lab...
Today gon’ be good.
Now that it's quiet, let's get some Radio Slang →